"Jonathan Harper" (jbh) 04/03/2014 at 19:49 • Filed to: orlove'd

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because oppo theme

Brian Silvestro > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 19:50

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I was just looking at pictures of this car on your website to see if that sticker was there too.

Jonathan Harper > Brian Silvestro 04/03/2014 at 19:52

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;) is it really stuck though?

Kailand09 > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 19:52

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I spy a sibling.

And lots of other things I would go nuts to have.

Brian Silvestro > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 19:54

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If you can just flip the car around I can tell you for sure

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 19:59

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JBH v. Battery Tender Unnecessary!

camaroboy68ss > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 19:59

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ill take that 68 firebird convertible over the C7 any day!

Frank Grimes > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 20:01

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I saw a silver one today. It was a convertible and it looked crap! The black top and black wheels looked really crappy for some reason.

The Dummy Gummy > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 20:14

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What do you do again? Because I want to do it haha.

AthomSfere > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 20:17

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I don't think any other car has ever looked that good in white.

Jonathan Harper > camaroboy68ss 04/03/2014 at 20:24

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You'd look decently cool but not have any fun doing it. C7 is amazing.

Jonathan Harper > The Dummy Gummy 04/03/2014 at 20:25

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I do car things at a car place.

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/03/2014 at 20:26

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What's the competition?!

The Dummy Gummy > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 20:26

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Oh I thought they were all yours.

Jonathan Harper > The Dummy Gummy 04/03/2014 at 20:34

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naw

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 20:54

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The amount of amazing cars you both have in your garage...but for now he is winning.

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/03/2014 at 20:56

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Hmmmm, have you seen our whole fleet ?

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 20:58

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Well its missing a very important car...

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/03/2014 at 21:00

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which is?

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 21:06

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My pristine Lexus Es300 that will be traded for your Noble.

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/03/2014 at 21:08

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HAHA forgot about that.

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 21:21

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2003 was a significant year for automobiles... it marked the anniversary for Ford's win at le Mans several decades ago with the legendary GT40 but also from this amazing year came the engineer's wet dream known as the Lexus Es300. From the moment you step inside the cabin you are reminded that the interior is mostly made up of dog hair and that the wood paneling has turned from brown to red but despite this, the Lexus succeeds in almost every aspect. It has power everything. No navigation (real men use maps). And the most horsepower you can get out of an engine, 215 raw untamed and dead horses. When you go for a spirited drive you are also reminded that this is a true driver's car. It grips the road like you are on ice and has enough body roll to make it look slammed on one side. Forget the Noble this is faster at 40mph if the Noble is doing 30. Without the Lexus Es300, other sport sedan simply would not exist thanks to its amazing blend of driver focus and luxury. Now, have I convinced you to trade the Noble?

camaroboy68ss > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 21:31

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still cant get on board the c7 wagon because I still hate the looks of it. I have had a lot of fun though in a 67 Camaro convertible that was a inline 6 car

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/03/2014 at 22:33

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Almost. You've almost convinced me. I bet Raph or Matt would have some bolsters to your argument.

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/03/2014 at 22:59

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Ask them. Anyone who has ever driven such a machine will know that once you drive it everything seems to stand still. This car is hardly street legal. In japan this car's sibling the Takata Dome NSX (basically the same car right?) holds the record around Tsukuba for a 50 second lap time. Even when not racing, GTRs and Corvettes seem not to move at stoplights because you may have accidently run a red light while trying desperately to get the cup holders to finally work for once. The 5 speed (probably 4 but who cares you will be going so fast) automatic transmission (better for drag racing dudebro) clearly shows how autos are better than manuals by making the entire car hiccup when it upshifts and also seems to play eeny meeny minee moe with 1st and 2nd. While designing the lexus es300, engineers took inspiration from cars such as the lancia stratos and a lawnmower and came up with the most supportive lounge chairs you will ever sit in. Every time you get into this car is an occasion. The steering is so precise, it makes you feel like you feel like the only thing holding this wheel in place are you hands which actually probably are. The brakes are immense and like carbon discs, they squeak pretty much always. Cars today are getting heavier and are becoming less focused on the driver such as the new BMW SportEfficienDynamicsblablabla335i528i1234i1337i and are becoming more and more assisted with every generation. The lexus es300 has no driver aids besides stability control which does nothing and is a true drivers car. I am willing to give up my Noble(ah em see what I did there?) Lexus ES300 to add to your collection to show how great engineering (badge engineering) and great design pay off in one astonishing package. Well this is probably the best craigslist ad you will ever read.

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/08/2014 at 10:34

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Go on....

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/08/2014 at 16:42

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Give me the Noble pls.

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/08/2014 at 17:46

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You should prob start a kickstarter in order to fill the bag of cash in the trunk of your ES which I DO require.

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/08/2014 at 19:19

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Why does the trunk have to be so huge?!?!

Jonathan Harper > No Prius Needed 04/08/2014 at 23:34

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The trunk doesn't have to be huge. The bag of cash does have to be.

No Prius Needed > Jonathan Harper 04/09/2014 at 16:24

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Its going to be a while until I get enough cash so can you just add me in your will please?